Gerard Darel Leather Flap Satchel

Ok, A) Who the H&!! is Gerard Darel? And B) Where the H&!! has he been all my life!? The Leather Flap Satchel shown here in brown, has buckled shoulder straps and an awesome drawstring top with a front flap. Also featuring a front zip pocket, the satchel from Gerard Darel measures 12 x 21 x 5 inches (note to self, that's a big, freaking bag!), sells for $635 and also comes in black.