Weird and Ugly Feather Purse

I found a hilarious auction on eBay today for this sad little feather purse. It currently has no bids and
and the seller claims "99 out of 100 women surveyed said they would absolutely not under any circumstances carry this purse." Now that's how you move the merchandise ladies and gentlemen.
I am deeply disturbed by the picture shown here where the furball appears to be trying to communicate with us. I think it's saying "No one's ever bidding on this auction."

The best part about this auction is the title that reads: "Weird and Ugly Feather Purse - Recharge Your Nightlife." Somehow I doubt this is gonna do it.