Target: The Motherload

Apparently, at some point in time, Target decided that having one isle of handbags just wasn't cutting it and figured they'd add a wing to the department store exclusively for purses. While shopping at my local store this weekend, I was bombarded by the rows and rows of totes, satchels, hobos, mini bags and clutches. My heart was racing and I was surely salivating at the sight of all the styles and shapes. I could not get enough bags on my arms to suffice. I would pick up one and think "cute" and put in on my shoulder then pick up another and do the same. Pretty soon you could hardly see my torso, just legs with a head on top and hands sticking out to the sides. It was quite a sight. People were staring at me and whispering "look at that nut-ball with all those bags on her arms!" It was like Heaven.

Click here for a ton of "spy pics" I took with my camera phone. Enjoy.